Our Prophets

Where the prophets are bold, the prophecies are bolder, and the socks are always on fire.

We're a union of prophets, here to bring you the most outlandish, the most absurd, and the most utterly ridiculous predictions this side of the rainbow.

From the prophet of prophets, to the prophet with the most prophets, to the prophet who's always right and never wrong:

• Prophet McProphetface: The prophet of prophets, with a prophecy for every occasion.
• Prophetina the Great: The prophet with the most prophecies, and the least amount of patience.
• Prophet Bob: The prophet who's always right, and never wrong, unless you're talking about the weather.

We're not just prophets, we're the Our Prophecies

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, why not try Our Prophecies of the Week?

Or maybe, just maybe, we'll have Our Prophecy Market where you can buy, sell, and trade in prophecies!